Monday, March 24, 2014

The Contest


In the year 800 of the Common Era, there was a contest between two famous Buddhist scholars, Chao-chou and Wen-yuan.
Chao-chou: “I'm nothing but a donkey.”
Wen-yuan:“A donkey? You’re lucky. I'm merely a donkey’s buttocks.”
Chao-chou: “Actually, I dream that I could one day be a donkey’s buttocks. At the moment, I'm what comes out of the donkey’s buttocks.”
Wen-yuan: “You’re privileged. I’d give anything to be what comes out of donkey’s buttocks. For I'm but a worm living in what comes out of a donkey’s buttocks. And do you know why I’m there?”
Chao-chou: “Why?”
Wen-yuan: “Because I wanted to go somewhere special for my summer holidays.”
With this line, Wen-yuan won the competition. 

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