Two men stood outside a church holding signs. One sign read "THE END IS NEAR!" The other sign read "TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
After a while, a car came around the corner. Seeing the two men and their signs, the driver slowed and angrily yelled out of the window, "Get out of here, you religious nuts!" and zoomed past them.
About ten seconds later, the two men heard a loud splash.
One man turned to the other and said, "Maybe we should have written BRIDGE OUT instead."
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